Passage of Time

                                          Passage of Time

See, I have this theory about the passage of time.  Remember when you were a kid and Christmas and your birthday took FOREVER to arrive?  Every day was an agonizing wait in the dentist's office.  Then, suddenly, you're an adult and five years zip by at the drop of a hat.  Your days race past in a blur.  One day, you're graduating, the next you're married, and before you can turn around, you have kids who are driving nicer cars than you.

Here's my perception of how it works:  when you're six years old, a year is one-sixth of your accumulated lifetime.  When you're fifteen, it's one-fifteenth.  When you're 30, it's one-thirtieth, 40 a fortieth, etc.  (Okay, okay, you get the picture.)

Simple, isn't it?